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This is the last time, said the street-car conductor, savagely jamming his punch through a bundle of green transfers, that we will have Fourth of July this year thank the Lord.
It wasnt that he had no artistic soul for the appreciation of high-priced fireworks on the water. He had been up and on duty since 5 a.m., and it was within an hour of midnight.
He had been carrying loads of people out to Westlake Park [now MacArthur Park] all evening. The cars were crowded as early as 7 oclock, and the lawns were black with acres of people at early dark.
By some special providence there were idiots enough to go round. Fourth of July night and the circus are the two occasions when the idiot is an indispensable adjunct.
Over on the west lawns, quite a bunch of them had drifted together and clung. They were so flat you couldnt help laughing.
They first made their presence felt in the little hush that comes when something is going to happen.
A squeaky treble shrilled out, Maggie, Mag-gie, hold the horse; theyre going to shoot a firecracker.
Maggie had plenty of calls. The voice shrieked again, Mag-gie, Oh Maggie, dont look that horse in the face; hes got gold teeth.
Once a flash of red light on the lake shore showed various interesting tableauxs [sic] on the lawns, and the voice screeched again, Mag-gie, put your head on the other shoulder; this ones all powder.
And when the crowd began to giggle and say to each other, Listen to those chumps, the voice called out again, Mag-gie, I dont believe theres one of them sober or else they wouldnt be listening to me.
There was a slight variation in the Oh-Ah chorus. A little boy with no visible parents stumbled over the reclining crowd, shouting at the top of his voice, Beautiful, beautiful.
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